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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Quesadaad, Aug 10, 2021.

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  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Spend a night with Pamela Anderson, no holds barred.

    But…….

    Before she left in the morning, she’s gonna drop a huge turd on your chest.

    Would you??

    Open to other scenarios guys.
    Keep it light.
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 10, 2021
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Would you let Barry from Eastenders fart in your mouth for ten grand?
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 10, 2021
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    10 grand.

    No.


    50 i might
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Bonus!
     
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    Treble, Aug 10, 2021
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    this question is 35years late.
     
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    Big Ern, Aug 10, 2021
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    **** thread alert
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Yeah, I think he's just trying to normalize his fetish.
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    He probably got a PM on the go with fat Pete
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Chest or mouth, where do you prefer birds to deposit their turds ?
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 10, 2021
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  10. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Thanks guys.
    Next one…..

    You are offered 1 million pounds.
    But……
    1 million people will die.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    That was just the opening scenario mate.
    I’ve read the feedback and will alter the scenarios accordingly.
    Thanks
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    1 million people out of 7 billion

    The chances of it being someone I know are tiny

    Thanks for the cash
     
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    Welshie, Aug 10, 2021
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    No brainer
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Can we up it to 150m for both?

    Gotta buy Haaland.
     
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    Treble, Aug 10, 2021
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t see what you mean by ‘but’ tbh.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 10, 2021
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  16. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Live in a mansion in a **** hole area

    or…….

    live in a 1 bed studio flat in a nice area
     
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  17. BobbyD

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    30 years ago. Not in her present state
     
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    You talking about sucky?
     
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  19. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    You get to do whatever you want for 24 hours with Jennifer Lawrence but then purple aki get do whatever he wants to you for 24 hours
     
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    BobbyD, Aug 10, 2021
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  20. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Unless he's one of the 150 million people that pegs it <whistle>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Aug 10, 2021
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