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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    But seriously have you ever seen a mackem punch a horse?
     
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  2. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    No but I've seen yous all chanting the name of a nonce
     
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    Ben 10, Aug 8, 2021
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You mackems know all about horses...what with you being the 'Turd Division Also-Rans'. Four seasons now...and counting :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Haha, horrible bastards
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 8, 2021
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  5. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Very clever did you use both of your brain cells to regurgitate the same crack for four years, thick as pig ****
     
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  6. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    D8EAA76F-DC96-416C-8C7F-8878EFBCE271.jpeg
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This one will be easy to wind up, he's nibbling already :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  8. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    R u 6?
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    watch out Dorty
    this knob will go back to the other side and tell everyone how hard he is :emoticon-0165-muscl


    like the last time :emoticon-0113-sleep


    he's so full of ****
    I bet it was he who **** in the seats
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, she rides her horse with her pants round her ankles while watching a football match as well. <That’s a lie, she never had a ****>
    In her spare time she watches her football teams players “starring “ in porn films while the supporters knock one out in the background.
    Perhaps she shows her arse in Trafalgar Square fountains while her fellow supporters dive head first into a foot of water?
    Or does she support a side who’s players jump on cars, or the youth players shoot our car windows with an air rifle?
    Or racially abuse opposition players making monkey gestures from the stand?
    Or racially abuse their players mothers in a pub?
    Don’t take the moral high ground you mackem ****.
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    It’s ****ing hilarious when it’s mentioned, they come back with “ he never had a ****” as if it’s acceptable to sit with your pants round your ankles at a football match.
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Howay man Som, tell it like it really is.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Aug 8, 2021
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I get the satisfaction that the horrible bastards actually pay for my toon season tickets each year <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 8, 2021
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  14. Ben 10

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    Stop trying to chat him up
     
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    Ben 10, Aug 8, 2021
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    One win against Wigan and a few of them break their long exile.

    hope more pop over.

    can’t be the other way round as most of our board are banned in case they tried to wind up the over sensitives over there…
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    He was a nonce and he got what he deserved. What's boiling your piss is that all he was guilty of at the time was scoring a bunch of derby day goals. The last-minute winner at SJP being particularly cheer-worthy...
     
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  18. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Ha ha. C'mon Albert. One loss against West Ham and you'll all be predicting relegation and mis-spelling the bedsheets again. Fingers crossed, eh...?
     
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  19. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Eh? He was guilty a year or so before he went to prison and you lot still sang his name
     
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    Ben 10, Aug 8, 2021
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  20. Toonitus

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    Newcastle buying players for the price Sunderlands entire club was bought for
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 8, 2021
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