Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You couldn't upset me if you tried. Don't worry.

 

^Broke bluey

Lightwork

ginna make a cuppa and some toast

 

Poor deluded soul. Pretends our money doesn't bother him yet cant help commenting on it. Poor Sucky.

 

You ok mate?

You want sign players for 100m but dont want anyone to mention it?

Lolz

Youd be everton without roman

 

Like Everton? Similar to you lot now eh? I've known a lot worse tbh.

 

Im watching messi crying at his presser at the mo bro ill see ya next time i cuss your empty club yh

 

We'll probably buy him. Yeah mate laters.

 

Hes free mate.

You wont be interested.

 

Nah true. We don't touch anything under 100m from now on.

 

If you had have been arsed to read back you would have understood the context of it.

 

Excellent mate ill have one of my staff do this for me.

The takeover is never ending

 

Hes also a human who is leaving a place hes been at since he was a kid.

#prayforleo

 

You didn't pay us for last munf yet?

 

cba.

 

****ing hell they could've bought 2 Joelintons for that price

 

Yeah, we thought about it but thought it best not.

 

Lukaku going to Chelsea makes them genuine title contenders, he’ll score at least 1 in 2 same as he’s always done.

 

Big Joe is going to absolutely light it up this season.

He's got 4 in his last 9 plus assists... Dr Jones had fixed him