R.I.P. HIAG. Gone, but not forgotten.

26 years ago

I was 58 then

I have a portrait in my loft that no one knows about

 

Problem with alligators even if animals eventually get away from their jaws, it's normally fooked the back legs so they will end up dying anyway. Reason I say back legs, because the gator gets the animal as it is trying to turn to escape, at water holes.

 

Cool af Duggie

 

You look pretty good there for 58, don't tell Fosse I said that though, otherwise it will turn into a competition.

 

Yeah I saw a zebra trying to lick its intestines back to health not long ago

 

He knows he has already lost so no worries

 

Wild dogs the worst, always go for your bleeding knackers.

 

He has, you keep going strong duggie.

 

Hyenas are worse I think

Even Leopards dont face them off and Lions only fight them if they outnumber them

 

Funny you say that, I call you right, because I was sitting thinking as I wrote that, is it Hyenas.

 

Ants are the worst

 

I haven't smoked weed since about 1991

Sorry my mistake there was an incident in 2007

 

Only if Nevada Smith (The Carpetbaggers) cuts you up, stakes you over an ant hill and pours honey in the wounds

Soldier ants are evil bastards tho, they eat anything in their path when moving their territory

 

I do admire ants though.

 

I dont mind them in the garden but they are a nuisance on the patio or worse in the house

 

Raid or Nippon spray sorts the little fookers out.

 

Or in emergency boiling water, but dont let the WOKE know or they will cancel you

 

Yeah that use to do the trick lol, but not for very long though.

 

But makes them move to somewhere else in the meantime

 

So where you been mate, not seen you for ages?