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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Big Ern, Jul 25, 2021.

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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Tribal . Just like us .
     
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    There is no line. Monkeys appear to kill just for the sake of it, even their own young. I don't know the reason psychological or otherwise why they do that. They will even torture another monkey.
     
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    I think people have tried to keep chimps in captivity in their home in America, they generally as I understand it end up killing the person keeping them captive.
     
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    off to bed in a moment , but there is the REAL tale of the woman who invited a friend around . The chimp bit off both her hands……

    have heard at least one tale of where a chimp has bitten off someone’s face .
     
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    just like us !
     
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    Yeah, think I've seen that same story.
     
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    If were having exotic pets im havin a pet rhino called Derek that id ride up and down the Temz.

    "Cmon Delboy"
     
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    General nowt much fooks with a Rhino. They are quite tough creatures to bring down. Well apart from stupid humans.
     
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    Anyway I’ve had a difficult few days , but this boards members have helped me through .

    Yes I mean that , no I have not had a drink .

    Stay safe all !
     
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    Night mate. Well done.
     
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    Hippos . You really really don’t want to piss off a hippo ! Now I am out of here !
     
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    Anyone ever seen lions try to bring a giraffe down, it generally takes three of them, one on it's back and one each on the back legs. But if it kicks you, you're seriously fooked!
     
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    South Africa 093.JPG

    Cheetahs are much friendlier

    This is me in Botswana a few years ago
     
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    I was thinking Hippos. They will even help rescue other creatures oddly enough.
     
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    Exactly, plus its too big to stay in the gaff, also i dont think they bark or roar much either so thats a plus for the neighbours.

    And Traffics not a problem just move that **** out the way with dels big horn.

    Would paint an Adidas tracksuit on him banksy style. Buy him some rhino coats and that for the winter. Big **** off spiked collar.
     
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    Are you the spotty one?
     
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    few years ago mate?

    did you mean decades ;)

    either that or you are much younger than I thought.
     
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    Saw the same thing on Resident Evil 2.

    Still haunts me to this day... it was such a **** film.
     
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    Tbf they're rubbish at fishing
     
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    You smoking too much weed again
     
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