R.I.P. HIAG. Gone, but not forgotten.

What, instead of leeaving dead mice on your doorstep...

they leave dead wildebeests.

 

I'd just love to walk a lion around town

 

Yeh but you'd have to match it with a wolf bro. Proper wolf, like from the tundra n ****. Then we'll know fa sure.

 

The lion would befriend you until it is hungry, like it does young gazelle.

 

I dunno have you see this guy...

 

I didn't realise at the time but if Mike ashley was bald look who you get

 

One day they will get really pissed off and eat him.

 

Hopefully I love that sort of thing

 

There's a video that still haunts me. I'm not posting it on here for that reason but people can see it on youtube if they want.

It's of a French family on Safari in the 70's. They stop their cars to take pictures of some Lions under a tree that have made a kill. The father gets out of the car to get some close ups and then gets attacked by one of the lions. There's nothing the family can do, they have to sit in the car whilst he gets eaten alive.

 

They will probably just forget themselves one day and do a paw swipe.

 

It just seems like hes bound to stand on their tail someday doesn't it

 

Yeah I saw that he deserved it for being a moron

 

Rubbish .

Male lions are lazy bastards , the women do all the work .

if you want a pet , that is feline , you want a Snow Leopard .

you want to cuddle it , it wants you to , so it can rip your throat out

 

Yeah stupid move. It just haunts me that his daughter is in the car, hysterical and powerless to do anything. Get out and try and save him and get eaten yourself. Horrendous.

 

That's the problem with wild animals, only takes one wrong move.

I found monkeys to be quite cruel animals, especially to there young.

 

Any lion will do tbh It'll have much the same effect on the locals

 

I saw a video of some chimps battering another chimp to death and earing it not long ago... I assumed he'd crossed a line, but there was no need for it

 

I didn't realise until recently, leopards eat alligators, they actually jump in the water to drag them out.

 

An ex colleague at work said one day how much he’d wanted a Chimpanzee .

long story short. I explained why Tarzans chimps were youngsters , and that adult chimpanzees are evil bastards , much like us !