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Off Topic What’s your idea of heaven?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mine?

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 2, 2021
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    That looks like hell tbh
     
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    PIF takeover and lots of cans
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Sunderland go into administration
     
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  5. E.T. Fairfax

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    One redhead? Lovely. A large congregation? Scary!
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    It's his infinite monkeys with an infinite typewriters theorem, only an infinite redheads in the hope one will screw him.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 2, 2021
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Redheads look inbred to me

    No offence to any redheads on here

    I can only Imagine the reaction of the Normans when they landed.

    "Sacre bleu!"

    Course now someone Will say their precious daughter is a red head or summit and cry
     
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    Welshie, Aug 2, 2021
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  8. Toonitus

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    Millions of pounds
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Chippy's idea of heaven...everyone else gets the beers in <applause>
     
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    That’s Chippy’s idea of a normal Saturday.
     
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  11. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Chippy's daughter is a redhead. So's his niece.

    They're the same person, but I hear that's pretty normal for Consett.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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