Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

Minus Aguero wage, lol, like Kane is gonna sign to be paid in ‘Good Boy’ pats on the head, you ****ing farm animal.

 

I think what he means is city self sustaining model has allowed pep to spend a billion quid.

Alpaca btw

Imo

 

Ffs

 

Needs a punch on the Chebend just for calling him Varain tbh.

 

£70m in sales


Even City fans cheat at accounting

 

It immediately reminded me how much i miss posting meths twatter songs

 

Just seen all our players were at my favourite local restaurant today. I had Super Noodles for lunch.

 

I heard a few of your players have covid?

How you getting with yours btw?

 

Yeah almost there now mate. I think the club said there was no positive cases in the first team.

 

:

Leroy Sané: £54.8M

Nicolás Otamendi: £13.5M

Tosin Adarabioyo: £2.0M

Angeliño: £16.2M

Jack Harrison: £11.5M

Lukas Nmecha: £7.2M

Jadon Sancho (sell on clause): £9.8M

 

Blatantly made those names up

Cheatin ****s

 

They were last season....against the £145m you spent then.
Like I said ... cheating at accounting is a city thing

 

Awkward

 

He didn't say that?

 

You know Sucky’s shook to the marrow when he’s reaching for fake quotes.

 

Shaken to the absolute core mate.

 

Thats not important luv

 

Or just can't add up basic numbers

 

“I am concerned with Liverpool’s lack of business in the transfer window so far,” he wrote for Empire of the Kop. “The problem with the owners is that we’ve had to sell before buying players in the past – and that seems to still be the case.

“Why can Manchester United go to Real Madrid and sign one of their best players in Raphael Varane and we can’t?”

^^^^^ not a fake quote

Answers on a postcard to Liverpool Football Club