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Religious Truth Guide

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    For those of you confused by some of the different religious beliefs out there, here's an insight as to how they operate on a fundamental level...


    Taoism: **** happens

    Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.

    Hinduism: This **** has happened before.

    Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.

    Catholicism: **** happens because you deserve it.

    Protestantism: Let **** happen to somebody else.

    Judaism: Why does **** always happen to us?
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Rastafarianism: This **** is good :afro:
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    thefanwithnobrainism: Talks utter ****e <ok>
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <whistle>...
     
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  6. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Satanism: **** should happen.
    Scientology: **** happens because of some dead aliens, but give us money and it'll stop.
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    not606ism - **** happens because of a conspiracy, **** up and deal with it
     
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  8. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Scatism,**** happens now eat it.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    Humanitarianism: try and do good ****.
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    Capitalism - more wealth for the rich, **** for the poor
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    Communism - share the **** equally
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    I don't even wanna know
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Feminism: Holy ****!!!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Sunderlandism: we're a bit **** atm
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****ism...

    ...self explanatory really.
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    M a S k O f S a N i T yism - My God I talk ****e
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

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    Jack Bauerism: I'm a ****ing fat ****.
     
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