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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Well done on cutting the bread yourself - I normally have someone come in and do it for me.
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    A burrito is a stretch for that abomination. You could have got away with calling that a calzone
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    We should have a Cook like Boogerman competition. Most random dish you can come up with, extra points for drowning it in gravy and ketchup. @Schlem Boogerman to score these as follows:
    Not even when pissed
    Wouldnt even give to the dog to finish
    Are you my Mrs?
    Possibly when hungover
    Sunday special a la Boogerman
     
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  4. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    mate you gonna set a limit on number of fish fingers allowed to be used per dish?
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    Its Cook like Boogerman - there are no rules. The more fish fingers the better.
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    No limits, ever.
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    See - I told you.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You eating out every day this week luv?
     
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    Pretty much.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Italian tomorrow.
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    I've been roped into eating out Italian on Saturday night. Anniversary job. We met in 92, **** knows when we got married.
    Anyhow, a big celebration of this **** is happening Saturday night.
    Do I do my garlic mushrooms, spicy chilli pizza (diavolo) drink two bottles of vino then fuk off home and bang her up the arse or should I try something different?
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

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    Who doesn't like eating out? :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    See this is when you need Fosse around for questions like this.
     
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    I've like your pubs meals this week, all looked pretty decent, I've a feeling things are going to go donwhill tomorrow <laugh>
     
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    try something different…let her bang you up the arse
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

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    She says only if you have warmed me up. Can you do that?
     
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  18. Lovearsenalcock

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    only if she watches fam
     
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  19. Schlem Boogerman

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    And films? There's munney in that ****.
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    Nah, fosse is that **** who would remember and buy flowers. ****.
    I think our relationship is ****ed.
    We shag on average once a night. It's not enough.
    Any of you guise have these issues?
     
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