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I grew up in Airdrie

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  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    I grew up in Airdrie in the West of Scotland.

    I was raised on a diet of Lurpak / fried sausage / scotch pies (sometimes consumed within a bread roll) / my dad used to dip the bread roll into the fat of the bacon, just to add more flavour / Buckfast / lashings of vodka / deep fried pizza / deep fried chips with almost every meal.

    And yet, somehow, by some miracle … my cholesteral level is normal, and so is my liver.

    And during all of this, I had the temerity not to believe in God.

    I should be kissing God's hairy beanbag.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Jazz you maniac. Where've you been hiding? Girvan got banned!!! <yikes>
     
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  3. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    I'm still on this stupid 30 minutes per day of Internet time.

    My Firm are rubbish and harsh.

    Not visited much recently.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What age are you?
     
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  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Patrick Bateman avatar?

    Cool! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Hugh Briss, Oct 17, 2011
  6. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    I'm 41.

    Mask of Sanity: Don't touch the watch.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How are the great-grandchildren?
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Do you want to see my penis Jizz man?
     
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  9. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    Don't mind if I do my special man friend.

    Please proceed.
     
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  10. Zico

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    Hey Bates! Where the **** have you been?
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> It's like you've never been away.
     
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  12. Dejazzero

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    I've done a 5 stretch in The Big House after a Sarf London carve up.

    Not pretty ... a lot of claret spilled.

    These things happen I suppose.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    FAO Dejazzero

    Were you known as Partick Bateman on the old 606? If so, did you used to chat with Giant Collar Man?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 17, 2011
  14. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    606 was ****.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 17, 2011
  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Or GCH, as I believe he was also known. Just seems to talk about his dog Pipeface a lot <PIPEFACE>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 17, 2011
  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I was probably on that thread as one of the U's.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 17, 2011
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I only saw it after stopping using 606. I think it was the Bhoy from Brum who recommended it.
     
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