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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Welcome to Abe’s Freakshow.

    Roll up and hear the latest ‘truths’ from around the world.

    Join in some of our greatest games such as...

    Blame A Jew Bingo

    Covid Novid

    Sticky Icke Cock Fighting

    Whack a Rothschild

    But remember, leave science at the door, we won’t be needing any science when we have our resident Dr Yootoob

    Free the weed and cancel all other medication. Cardiff On Tour 9T9
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Follow your alpha leaders folks.
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Is religion allowed?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yes. Apart from Judaism, sorry.
     
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    Who did the tag <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Man back from dead after being buried amongst cannabis plants:

    Albey     O’Keefe from South Carolina claimed he was buried at a funeral procession in front of 1,100 of his closest friends and family, and dead for 16 months before the cannabis plants revived him, during a freak storm. He somehow found the energy to recompose and claw his way back to live, literally, by eating 6ft of super cannabis soil.

    His momma (and sister) Latonyah O’Keefe said she always knew she’d see him again and looks forward to shagging him on his birthday to celebrate.

    Well... just wow.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m banned from tagging mate <whistle>
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    This is my personal favourite...

    Earth has been sucked into a black hole.
    The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) is at the heart of a lot of crazy conspiracy theories, including people who believe that when CERN discovered the Higgs Boson in 2012, they inadvertently created a black hole and Earth was sucked into it. These people think that the world ended in 2012, but we haven't realized it yet.
    <laugh>
     
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    I think I am too.
    I only did one, but it was an absolute belter to be fair.
     
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    Defo works with his hands.

    Just saying
     
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    FFS!
     
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    Boring ****......now if your gonna join in the bully with the in crowd atleast put some fking tidy travel wear on mother fkr
     
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    So no no Mel Gibson truths en......fk
     
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    Uncle Andrew hey brb.........does your misses get wet thinking of his activities or would she agree with me on said ****

    Tut tut wonder if your family would any less of you promoting ****philes on your tin pot forum
     
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    I've not heard a single person deny he's a **** but you act as though you are the only person that knows this. Your next argument is no one does anything about it, we are all sheep that turn a blind eye. Yet I still await your solitary protest outside the Palace, with a banner, but you gave me some bolloxs that's it not allowed. Excuses for everything has our Aber, the solitary warrior, that stood by and did nothing! <laugh>
     
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