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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell; the third day He arose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the communion of Saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. Amen.

    Our Father, Who art in heaven
    Hallowed be Thy Name;
    Thy kingdom come,
    Thy will be done,
    on earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread,
    and forgive us our trespasses,
    as we forgive those who trespass against us;
    and lead us not into temptation,
    but deliver us from evil. Amen.

    Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. X3

    Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

    Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil. Amen.

    Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen. X10

    "O my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell, lead all souls to Heaven, especially those who have most need of your mercy."
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the paper boy?

    He blew away!!
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    it was him i said the decade of the rosary for <ok> <peacedove>
     
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  4. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    NORWICH !!!!!!!!! x
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    My granddad lost his tongue in the war but he never talks about it.
     
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  6. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    You're going to hell for putting X3 and X10. Say it in full, sinner.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i did in my head <ok>
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Toon! Toon!

    Black & White Army!

    Toon! Toon!

    Black & White Army!

    <badger>
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    Are Blue Peter going to do the advent calendar this year?
     
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  10. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    You are bearing false witness

    Devil Begone!
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Even if you accept the ludicrous view that Mary's hymen wasn't breached during Jesus' conception, the Bible states that Jesus had several brothers and sisters. She was clearly well pumped after Jesus was born. Why is she still known as the Virgin Mary?
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    And she was only 13 when she fell preggers.
     
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  13. Zico

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    "Why is she still known as the Virgin Mary?"

    That's the gig she's most famous for. It's like Arnie with The Terminator. <ok>
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ST in 'God's a *****' outburst
     
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  15. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    That`s the average age in South Bristol <ok>

    So how did God actually put his seed into Marys womb?
     
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  16. Chancer

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    The Immaculate Conception <doh>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Rohypnol.
     
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  18. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Yes but the spunk didn`t just materialise did it.
     
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  19. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Monday is the joyful mysteries. <ok>
     
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  20. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    aswordmadeofhash

    What are you and thefanwithnoname doing to me ? I'm having enough trouble with MaskofSanity as it is. I know that you can fight your own corner - but I feel that you will be backed up to it very quickly. Good luck. I'll see what happens before I put on my pompous clothes and climb onto the higher moral ground and help you out.
     
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