Off Topic The Burly Arms

Slapped some oil on

Absorbing some sunshine in back garden

Gives me a nice goldy tint

the women love it

 

That's the only trouble with glass tables, safety glass, but shatter into a thousand pieces at the least bit of stress.

 

Hope you got a refund mate

 

Why you put oil on for.?

Chip fat oil?

Dont get oil peeps tbh, sunscreeen yh makes sense. Oil tho

 

Scorchio.

 

Indeed.

 

Called the old man bout an hour ago and said "have you got beer?"

Uh? He says.

"Beer dickhead.. You got it?"


He had it.

 

I don't recall ever not having beer.

 

Dont stutter next time i ask then dickhead

 

Lol now he wants some weed so gonna make him sweat trek across the Park to mine, roll one for the walk back here, which will ****in ruin him btw, then get him to cook me food whike i drink more beer.

Dads eh

 

obviously not giving you any of it though so Fosters it is .

 

****in sweltering!!

 

Should probably stick some armbands on that baby mate probably can't swim yet.

 

Sink or swim mate.

No mercy in this dojo.

 

Beach today

 

I hate the beach.

 

Not biggest fan but nipper loves it and I can happily sit in the sun and read a book /perv.

 

Golf then beach.

I don't want to do the beach bit, I need to mow the lawn.

And watch The Open.

 

went to the driving range yesterday at around 8pm. Weather was glorious and smacking the ball was fun

What do you count as the yardage when you hit the ball, where it rolls to or where the ball lands (before momentum carries it)?