A little old lady was walking down the road dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every now and then a £20 note fell out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said...."Excuse me madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag."..."Oh dear, really?....said the little old lady..."I had better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."...."Well now, hold on a minute." said the policeman.... " Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers get caught short and come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really annoy me and it kills the flowers. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, really quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, “OK mister, either give me £20 or I’ll cut it off with these shears” "Well, that seems only fair," said the policeman, laughing ."OK, good luck. Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."
The Mrs has left me because I'm too insecure.... No, wait, she's back.... She was just making a cup of tea
I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank and if all goes well I'll be debt free and own everything that I have now. I'm soooo excited, I can hardly put my balaclava on.
if you are unable to take up my offer of getaway driver on the scooter, could you recommend someone else on the board, A Jason Statham type like in the movie driver would do P.S ive already asked Roochy his gammy leg is acting up
bugger we have a snitch, the place was crawling with cops and the e scooter battery went flat,stamps foot
