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Butterscotch sofa arm. A sofa arm which tastes like butterscotch. Remember that. BUTTERSCOTCH SOFA ARM.
Sorry, I was just trying to fit in with everyone else in the thread by talking absolute guff. Thought that was the game we were playing.
Strawberry Milkshake You make an incision in your piss-slit and then masturbate furiously until the point of orgasm. You then remove your hands and watch as the mixture of bubbly spunk and rich blood combine to create a delightful frothy broth which I like to call my very own strawberry milkshake. Your turn Erik/Holt.