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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Cheats prosper!

    When I was an amateur golfer I had a lad who used to caddy for me. He caddied for me in local league games and I bought him beers, that was the deal. Whenever I knocked it in the deep cabbage or the trees I normally seemed to find I always had a shot out. I just thought I was a bit lucky.
    After one match, after we all got hammered, I mentioned to him that I must be the luckiest golfer in the world.
    He looked at me, winked, and said,
    "Kev, there's luck and there's LUCK!"

    The twat had been used the old leather wedge to help me out without me realizing.

    I felt guilty and bad for about 2 seconds, the pissed myself laughing!!

    A win is a win!!!
    <laugh>
     
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  2. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Pop quiz.

    England cheat to win the final and you get the chance to rim Rachel Riley's ring for 1 night,

    OR,

    England don't cheat, lose, and you get to rim Albert all night.

    Decision time!!
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    Fair play

    It's kinda ironic that Newcastle fans feel aggrieved about being cheated out of a takeover.
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    3. England don't cheat and win the game anyway
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Exactly.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    I cheated at monopoly once and it was an empty win.
     
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  7. LiamO

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    Are you Jesus?
     
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  8. magpie290761

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    Honest ref I didn’t dive
     
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  9. boxheed

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    Oh the hypocrisy!!!!
     
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  10. LiamO

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    If I had to nail you to a cross to ensure the takeover would go through,

    I'd nail you to the cross!!

    Sacrifice mate.

    But we'd never forget you,.

    For a week..!

    <laugh>
     
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  11. cronemeister

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    Whilst some may say we cheated to get the penalty, karma played it's part and the penalty was saved. It's Schmeichels fault that he ****ing spilled it. Legitimate goal in my book !
     
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  12. LiamO

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    And his father cost us the league, twat!

    Tell me Casper, son, has it ever come home. Alienating your English club fans is never a good idea mate.

    Let's see how English fans react to you next season when your name is announced.
    We have long memories.
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    Munson wasn't even this raging when Rashford dived against Newcastle last season. In both games
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    I was about 7 years old
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Yes I bloody did mate I ranted about how he's out there getting mbes and he's cheating.

    The thing is you've just highlighted the fact you complained when it goes against you and argue its fine when it goes for you.

    I try to not do that and I'm happy with that
     
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    No I'm far from perfect, but I really don't like cheating in sport.

    Neither do the people accepting it when it suits them..
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    Hmmmm I wonder about the laser pen.


    That was another dreadful act
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    I hope the takeover fails now.

    Karma did ye say?

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    Started young then ? disgrace
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Look who was there.

    Hoffman and the Qatari crook.

    Screenshot_20210708-140454_Twitter.jpg
     
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