"These are real bad times, bro. Islam is cracking up. We got women talking back. We got people playing stringed instruments. It's the end of days!"
Horus got spermed on, sorry if this is filthy talk, but it is true, look it up, his mate Seb done it, did Jesus ever get spermed on, no offence to Jesus fans, but did he, if it is in the Bible tell me where and I'll look it up, not like that I'm not gay lol, if he didn't get spermed on then the guy who says he is a reincarnation of Horus is wrong, also Father Christmas isn't mentioned in the Bible anywhere, my mate says Coca-Cola made him up, could they have made up Jesus too, just an idea, no offence to anyone in Christianity, just thought it was interesting.
Nobody is saying Jesus is the reincarnation of Horus. The point is that the story had been around for hundreds of years before the bible was written so the probability is that the people who wrote the bible lazily rehashed the whole Horus legend and just changed his name to Jesus.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=je...&w=300&h=450&ei=SBicTrTLFJDKtAaO-KmZBA&zoom=1 You gotta love Cheesus. What a guy.
What confuses me about the Cheesus lovers favourite book, the Bible, is there is no mention of dinosaurs yet we have plenty of bones as evidence. Yet, there are many mentions of Giant men all over the show but for some reason we can't find their bones. If I didn't know better I would think the Bible was a load of bollocks.
At least he is only bugging us on the 'tinternet and not knocking at our doors on a Sunday morning when all good people are having a lie in. Jehovah, Jehovah!
Oh OK then, did they deliberately miss out the bit about him being spermed on to make it suitable for children, I read a book about Egypt and the Horus story was full of porn, eg his mum had a golden dildo, I assume Jesus's mum didn't have one at least if she did it isn't mentioned in the Bible, was all of the Bible aimed at children, it explains why they had baby sheep and stuff in the manger story, PS no offence to Christianity, everything I say about Horus is true, and I just want to know why they didn't include those bits in Jesus too, also did Jesus have a bird's head, thank you no offence.
yeah "Saint Nick" gave the good kids their presents and his black pygmy "black Pete" whipped all the bad ones. As to Jesus, he probably existed as a Jewish person, he travelled east, got taught by the Buddhists and came back to spread their teachings, as I recall from the bible it was the bosses of organised religion of the time that were the true perpetrators of his death. There is nothing wrong with religion, it's people's interpretations of it that is flawed, although how anyone can mistranslate "thou shalt not kill" is beyond me. What is far more dangerous than religion is nationalism and greed.
It's in the Old Testament. It also says this: “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones." Can't think why people might get crossed wires there, can you?
F off we don't want your rubbish in our heads,it's messed the human race up enought I've had it up to here with all the crap posts on this site.
