Might be. He claimed he was a chef in Singapore if I remember correctly. I swear these accounts who come on, talk bollocks for a bit and leave within about 3 weeks are all the same person - The French Tickler? That 'TigerGurl' joker? It's a recurring theme.
It seems every few days we have a supposed Tigers fan who is a newbie posting a thread on GC and our board. Some sad fukers out there.
He's from Norfolk Erik . Just agree with him . Yes Supernorwich . Very good well done . " wow . Steady on yor bor "
Sorry mate but you are nowhere near a proper Norfolker . I mean how many fingers have you got ? If it's less that twelve forget it . The only reason they haven't built a motorway in Norfolk is because all the simpletons would realise that you can actually leave and not have to marry your sister or mother . Or in some cases your father , although I understand this is quite rare . Only one in a hundred marriages in Norfolf are father / son as opposed to thirty out of a hundred mother / son marriages . The rest are brother / sister . Pure fact . I have even seen a documentary on it .
Spot on Bill Hicks is the Messiah and to anyone who hasn't seen 'Religulous' I fully recommend it. It's ball beltingly funny. Edit. Sorry my mistake, I meant Bill Maher from Religulous. I haven't seen any of Bill Hicks' stuff but I'll keep an eye out for it.
"However many people have barely even picked up the Bible and read it cover to cover, maybe not even one verse. To many it is just an obscure Book of the past days that is no longer relevant to their society." Actually, I have read the Bible. My favourite bits are where Lot's daughters get him drunk on consecutive nights so that they can have sex with him. Or the bit where some men come round to someone's house demanding they be allowed to bum an Angel and the man refuses as it would be rude to let that happen to a guest so he hands over his daughters instead. There are many other cracking stories like this that are clearly still relevant to our society! Interestingly the earliest written gospel, Mark, originally stopped when they discovered that Jesus' body had been knicked, the rest about him showing up again was added 300 years later! What else? Oh yeah, it isn't real!
And the Senator who says something like "you don't need a high IQ to be in government. " Then you see the grin gradually dissolve from his face as he realises what he said. Top stuff
I watched the full movie on YouTube a while ago. I also laughed at that roadside church for truckers, etc. There was a great big fatso who said something about "If you insult my God, we got a problem".
Hmm, not as I remember it but funny nonetheless. [video=youtube;mvpnSKCQ0gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvpnSKCQ0gk[/video]
Never too late to repent, also the people banging on about Armageddon "End timers" the Evangelical types are usually in their 60s and have **** all to live for.........
