There's a 'Parish magazine' where I am in the Cotswolds where you can advertise free. There was one in today's that reads, Wedding dress, never used, size XXXL"
No word of a lie, me and the Mrs. (who’s normally very intelligent) were walking through Durham and we passed a sign saying 24 hour watch and clock repairs. She looked at me and said “Who’s going to think at three in the morning, I’m going to get my watch fixed”.
2 old women on the bus, Doris say's our bill has been to the doctors he's got articulated lorries, fatty deposits like, mary says i've not been too well i myself have had an histerical rectum !
saw an advert the other day for tee shirts, presumably for people going on Pride events. The slogan on it says '' there are more than two genders''. Someone highlighted the order section, where when selecting your size, you choose from mens or womens sizes.
