Ingurland Expects

That doesn't even make sense.

 

It does to the rest of us, go have a bottle of piss warm beer

 

No way, it is still 26 degrees where I live, why would I want anything warm? That also makes no sense.

 

It’s coming home, chaps. Have iiiiiitttt!!!

 

Regarding the Meme, English Nigels are in Rome for the quarter-final game v chernobyl FC, but the Scotties of the Glen are back doing their proper jobs of being bin men.

29c here in nigelshire

 

I got the meme and it would have been factual if the meme was about San Marino, Andorra or Gibraltar etc, but the Scottish players are on thousands a week. Anyway, I am not looking forward to Saturday onwards, but I suppose it is still cooler than Vancouver.

 

Scorchio!

 

*El scorchio was it not or did she just used to say scorchio?

 

Bono etente!

 

You got aircon in your tenement?

 

Si hombre, but only need it a couple of weeks a year. My gaff is luckily not too cold in winter and not too warm in the summer apart from 2 weeks or so in each.

 

Cool. The only time I've been to Spain (Majorca) I slept stark bollock naked without anything covering me. Imagine that!

 

No Mosquitoes? I slept stark bollock naked about a month ago and am still suffering

 

Think there were a few but not many, no worse than Norfolk.

 

You were on a beach though, ya dizzy bastard!

 

Oliver Cromwell died of Malaria due to a mosquito bite he got in Norfolk.

 

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Anywhere near water if you sit outside in the evening they will come for you.

 

Still in tears, I see.

Wonderful!