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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    No doubt, I was thinking that, even though I'm no expert on lymph nodes,whatever they are.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You could donate yours to the auld fella, then. You don't need them. Honest.
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    They're little female woodland creatures that frolic with cherubs. <ok>
     
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  4. Farked19

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    On the plus side he is the only person I know of in my village who admits to having voted Leave.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Nymph Loads :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    Where are they on my body?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    See? You don't even know they're there, ergo, you don't need them.

    It's a bit like ER and his brain cell.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It's no dice, I need them to survive.
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    0239052F-9D9E-4DC4-8E57-C396DBDBF804.jpeg
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    On your lymphs, just below your nodes.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok. Can I have one of your kidneys then? A lung, perhaps? I've knackered mine.
     
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    An exercise in futility since you will not make it past this year.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not if I don't get a kidney and a lung. A new liver would be good as well.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

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    It looks like the district line.

    Change at Goodge St, to go down to the Oval.
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    “ let me get my hands
    on your lymphatic of the mammary glands,
    and let me get your head on the cisterna chyli bed I said, I said, I said…
    Oh you thymus devil..
     
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    You can have my lungs when I kark it mate. A down payment of 5 grand , and the balance on delivery. I’ll throw the liver in at a special discount rate.

    One careful owner (chain smoking alcoholic, and former asbestos worker).
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Will Gambol go for the upgrade?
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Cheap at 5 granite imho
     
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