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Manskirts, Shortbread, Tartan And Defecating In The Streets

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jun 21, 2021.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    They don't get enough vitamin D
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Jockland <peacedove>
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Ah well, at least it's been a tournament to remember with that historic 0-0 draw with England <applause>
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That's Aldo.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I love Absolutely.

    "Come to...Stoneybridge!"
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Get to Falkirk!
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, that went to the normal script <laugh>
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ****ing tragic, the highlight of the tourney is a 0-0 draw vs the Nigel Select and celebrated like the utter failures we are.

    @A.L.D.O 4.1 to blame Wastemonster.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    An ordinary can of deodorant, makes an ideal air horn for libraries.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Expect the highlight of the tournament will happen next Tuesday.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You can thank the Irish for that:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I blame Stevie Clarke. He gives us Alkies a bad name.

    The cùnt!
     
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  14. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Tonight it will be decided who comes to Wembley to beat England in the penalty shootout.

    England’s last shootout was in 2019: Jordan Pickford saved a penalty; Harry Maguire, Ross Barkley, Jadon Sancho, Raheem Sterling, Jordan Pickford and Eric Dier scored – won 6-5 against Switzerland.

    England’s penultimate shootout was in 2018: Jordan Pickford saved a penalty; Harry Kane, Marcus Rashford, Kieran Trippier and Eric Dier scored; Jordan Henderson missed – won 4-3 against Colombia.

    There are no survivors of the 2006 loss to Portugal where Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher missed or the 2012 loss to Italy where Young and Cole missed.

    So Southgate has a 100 per cent record as England boss in penalty shootouts but all he remembers of the 1996 shootout with Germany as a player is the Pizza Hut advert. <laugh>
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ^^^^Does anybody get to the end of this boring cùnts posts?
     
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  16. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Incessantly whining witless Jocks with the attention span of a gnat... <doh>

    An education in Scotland means missing apostrophes and a lack of vocabulary so every post contains a c-word or f-word.

    Clearly eating vegetables North of the Border would be cannibalism.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    C-word, f-word!

    You really are a complete and utter ***** pal!

    <laugh>
     
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