British Politics

I saw an experiment on rats Chinese scientists conducted, they sewed a male and female together and forced the male to give birth.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/sci...ted-debate-china-over-pregnant-male-rat-study

 

Northern Ireland is on this planet you ****ing chocolate.

 

My old mum calls you a nig nog if she thinks you're being a bit daft/silly. She also won't stop saying Chinkies when referring to Chinese food.

Not a racist bone in her body. Although, I'm beginning to wonder.

 

Fun fact
Chinkies don't care nig nogs are very sensitive though , most nignogs don't have a father so get angry about mum jokes too.

They don't like sharing food either , Nig nogs not Chinkies

 

That was fun.

























































Fud.

 

You won't go to Scotland without hearing somebody using the term 'black bastard' - Nothing to do with skin colour, it's just what they call scruffy twats.




Example: I've just been to the shop and bumped into Aldo. He ****ing stunk, the dirty black bastard.

 

Yep, that's how they roll in Kilmarnock. Black ****in ****hole that it is.

There is also the phrase "black affronted" meaning deep shame. This was widely propagated by "The Broons" and "Oor Wullie" which, as you may know, are the height of culture in this damp and unpleasant land.

 

That is okay, the idiot changed it halfway thru his tale from paying with cash to writing a cheque. Horses are still sold in guineas.

 

You would think that someone called Duncan Donuts would manage to distinguish between cake shops and family owned bakers. You started your tale with a cake shop and changed designation half way through.

You also had the customer first wanting to pay with pre-decimal coins and then wanting to pay by cheque, you plonker.

Memory span of a gnat writing your own post. I had expected it to end at the Deli counter in Morrisons ordering coleslaw and paying with bitcoin.

 

No they aren't, they are sold in the equivalent of guineas which would be 21 shillings i. e. £1.05. Like I said, nothing has been bought or sold in guineas in about 200 years.

 

Yes, if only they could scrap those crazed Leftie teaching unions and get the teachers back to teaching reading riting and rithmetic instead of woke bullsh*t about there being 150 genders and everybody rich being a slave trader so we need to rewrite history.

If they survive the Leftie brainwashing then they go to higher education and get a qualification in media studies (three years watching daytime TV) followed by a job at McDonald’s (flipping burgers for the next generation of Lefties being brainwashed). That leaves them a bit short of ever getting on the property ladder, which must be the fault of the Tories.

 

I paid 3 Guineas for Ciaran's virginity and a packet of cheese and onion

 

More than I thought it would be.