Manskirts, Shortbread, Tartan And Defecating In The Streets

I reckon Modric is ****ting himself.

 

Well he is getting on a bit.

 

What?

 

4 points finishing 3rd is now guaranteed to qualify because Belgium beat Finland and the Ukraine v Austria match didn't end in a draw.

 

I think you've missed a trick here tbh. If Azerbaijan beat Mesopotamia and Thrace, East Prussia invades Poland, and Chechnya get at least a point at Schleswig-Holstein, Scotland go through on corners conceded.

 

^^^^ fake news

 

I'll just say it eh...

Scotland will not go through.

There I said it.

Carry on.

 

I am shocked by this news.

 

You have entirely failed to account for The Kaiser’s warmongering in The Balkans in this scenario.

 

Scotland will go through.

They will win 6-1 tonight.

 

What sport?

 

Deluding ourselves.

 

Pro Celebrity Tiddlywinks of course.

 

I was planning to watch the Scottish game but it's on ITV4 which isn't HD and it looks funny now

 

It will look funny now because the match doesn't start till 8pm

 

It's The Saint with Roger Moore

 

Meh.

"The Persuaders" with Roger Moore and Tony Curtis is far superior.

 

The scotch just won the World's Strongest **** competition:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-57553017

 

Call him a **** to his face.

He'll ***** strength arse rape you.

 

All body builders and blokes who go in gyms are homosexuals.