Manskirt Wearing Trannies V Morris Dancing Woofters

We win then!

 

It was a 0-0 draw Asbo. That means no **** won.

Very like a Jock though, to claim victory under those circumstances.

 

He's a hun. He celebrates destroying cities, that's the Huns definition of victory.

 

Everyone needs a hobby. I like growing strawberries (best summer ever so far), Asbo likes smashing up the town centres of Europe.

 

Asbo is too decrepit to destroy anything other than his own liver and his wife’s self esteem.

 

Disappointed that the late frosts have wiped out all my apples and almost all of the plums but the tayberry and loganberry plants are doing very well, gooseberries too. Isn't fun to grow fruit.

 

Christ, you truly are a boring ****.

 

Sorry to hear your plums and dangleberries are suffering mate.

 

Everything in our allotment got held back by the wet May, but burst into life when the sun finally arrived.

I’m going up there later today to see what havoc the recent rain has caused. Expecting a snail armada all over the spinach and courgettes; hoping to get to the last of the broad beans before the blackfly do.

 

I'm still trying to recover from stating that Denmark has a smaller population than Scotchland!!

 

And rightly so!

 

I destroyed your woman's septum with my tiny but rock hard penis!

 

Impossible

 

I managed to finish a 24 pack of coke can size craft beers .

 

What did you drink after them?

 

Nothing is impossible my good fenian buddy.

 

Refreshing to see a wee Ardrossan teenager who can't get a game for his club bossing the multi million pound English midfield last night.

Too bad young Nathan wasn't let loose or who knows what could have happened.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1405979105863086088

 

I've got a French Tarragon plant, wondering whether to plant in the soil or in a container?

 

Would definitely need a well draining flinty Gallic soil combined with regular talking to in a Breton dialect - imho would be best managed in a pot rather than be exposed to uncouth multiculturalism.
Allo! Allo!…