Engurland

You truly are a gullible thick ****wit

Best you open up your next bottle of Buckfast.

 

I'll take that as a no then.

 

Sterling is Ryan Christie in disguise!

 

They could have allowed for the sun and built it at a different angle on the presumption games will be played about 3pm

 

Your new club doesn't have a European trophy

You do possess the Harry Ramsden's Fish and Chips Pro Celebrity Invitational Plate trophy though

 

Who’s the absurd looking Nigel with the braided pigtail things?

 

Walker is shìt

 

I put a nice bottle of Chilean pinot noir in the fridge which is tantamount to sacrilege, had it like that in Spain a few times and it takes better.

 

Monday lunchtime kick off for the Jocks .

It's times like these I'm glad I'm a lazy dole scrounging ****

 

We also have the 4 league titles! Not bad for a 10 year old team.

 

Before inserting it up your Marmite Motorway Si?

 

Chilean wine is excellent. I used to get cases of it from a trucker bringing in kitchens from Germany. Top quality swill.

 

Minger?

 

Playing against part time washing machine repair men, farmers and oven cleaners

Aye, very good sonny. How many bottles of Buckfast have you had for ****s sake

 

It was only about four or five quid from Aldi but nice drop.

 

We only play Aberdeen 4 times a season tbf

 

In the lower divisions, yeah that's right ****wit

Christ you are the typical thick Hun.

 

Leave are Aldo be , he's enjoying himself and as long as his tea is on the table on time there won't be any more trips to casualty.

 

Always kept a couple of bottles for personal use..always found it to be very good. Made a killing on the baccy I got from him as well.

 

England started this game off well. Since the first 10 minutes though the game has turned into an absolute borefest.