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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    It might have to be the fella from the FA who blocked all that NE regeneration money ...

    ... we'd have been going to match on a monorail next season <doh>
     
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    In principle I am in favour of the state hanging murderers, in practice however there is a major problem.

    In the early 70s I was a junior member of a team doing Cannon Assurance audit in Guilford. At lunchtime we went to a good Riverside pub...it had some cute barmaids

    The IRA blew that pub up, killing and maiming people. 4 (iirc) Irish people were arrested for that deed... as far as I was concerned they should have been hung drawn and quartered...

    However it transpired they were totally innocent. Apparently the pressure on the police to make arrests led to lots of mistakes.

    So in principle the evil bastards who blew the pub up should have been hung, in practice the police make lots if mistakes. So unless there is video and audio evidence of someone holding the proverbial smoking gun... innocent people do often get convicted of heinous crimes..

    However I could make an exception for the brother of the Manchester Arena bomber.
     
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    <laugh> very droll Marcus
     
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    <laugh> It’s clearly pre-season

    Moyes being killed off wouldn’t be a problem, I must say.
     
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    Steve Bruce - for fun
    Stewart Donald - make me feel better
    David Moyes - I would be doing cartwheels
    Phil Parkinson - he cost us 2 years at this level
    JACK RODWELL - he was scum

    I think all those reasons would stand up in a court of law and be defendable. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Any jury would find you not guilty and award damages mate.
     
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    malagamackem Well-Known Member

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    How much do you think I should go for. ? Id be happy with 20 quid and a promotion
     
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  8. Nig

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    Dunno about murdering anybody but I'd like to kick the shìt out of quite a few without getting done.
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    You're leaving quite a few witnesses there mate <laugh>
     
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  10. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter if I can get away with it like your thread title :D

    Leaving some horrible twàt suffering with a broken kneecap would be more satisfying than ending them hahahaha.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    What about two broken kneecaps?
     
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    Even better ;) :D
     
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    The bastard who beat me up down Castletown for no reason in the mid 1970's i would hoy him under a bus now if he tried it.
     
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  14. Nig

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>


    I was searching for "hobby" threads.
    And only this one and fishing came up FFS


    Anyways I'm gonna start one. Cos am sick of trying to search for @Snaggey posts about models :emoticon-0148-yes:<laugh>
     
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  15. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    Jeez, where do I start.

    The lad at the top of Hillcrest on Halloween around 1975 who thought it would be hilarious to get me, a naïve little nine year old lad to proudly show him his turnip lantern only for that lad to give it a huge boot and send me off crying in bewilderment. Anyway he could be a consideration.
    Then there’s Jonathon O’C who made my life at a private school in Sunderland a living hell between 1977 and 1980. That said there’s also a certain teacher from there that put me in “detenthun” every bloody week during the third year. And it wasn’t just half a hour during lunch break. It was ninety minutes every Tuesday after school, meaning I didn’t get home to Durham where I lived then until 6:45pm give or take. He could be in contention.
    WO1 Bob J from 3 CS Regt in Abingdon. He just used his rank as a bullying tool and I was on his list. He was the main reason I decided to leave the army. He would certainly be up against a wall.
    Think that’s about it for the moment. I’m sure I could think up one or two more.
     
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    Well serves you right for telling him that Billy Hughes was ****e and shouldn’t be anywhere near the first team.
     
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    No-one.
     
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    After a very careful couple of seconds consideration it would be my first wife, the fat hate filled, lying cow.
     
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