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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pilgrimages for sacred reasons?

    Fuk u smoking bruv?<laugh>

    Just jkin what exactly do you mean tho? Sounda bit religious that<whistle>
     
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    Not religious as such (as far as i know) but they are known to repeatedly visit "elephant graveyards" and search out the skulls of dead members of their herd. They then take time to caress said skulls and gather around them as if in mourning for a lost relative.
     
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    I like to think they are some just a gang of freaky elephants that are into necrophilia
     
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    All I remember is they have a gestation period of 2 years.

    Reading that, women really need to get a grip about child birth :bandit:
     
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    It's really touching to watch if you ever get the chance.
     
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    I've seen it on documentaries, it's incredible <ok>

    Goes back to a discussion on the Mars thread. Science explains the how but not the why.
     
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    If I see her mate, she's getting a soggy kale n moss burger square in the mush.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My car’s value has gone up £5k in a year.

    Apparently car values in general are holding better due to pandemic, but mine has somehow shot up. Even ‘we buy any car’ quoting £4k more than what I paid.

    Convenient tbh as I’m considering getting rid.
     
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    My mates neighbour has just sold his motorhome for £16k more than he paid for it off a dealer last October. Mental.
     
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    Campers and motorhomes market has gone ballistic.

    Loads of folk desperate for break and willing to sink £25k so that they can **** into a chemical bucket in a field somewhere in Skeggy
     
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    I know a girl who lets you **** in her mouth for £25.

    Morning btw
     
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    Hit me up bro

    Good ebening btw
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Ask for a full English.

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    ^^^ keep changing your order

    You indecisive bro ?
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Yeh.



    I mean no.
     
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  17. Sucky

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    What was his thing again?

    Licking toilet seats and getting kicked in the nuts & whipped and that?

    Im not a sub tbh but ill choke a bitch blue if thats whats shes into:bandit:
     
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    Charge your phone for **** sake.

    What male let's his phone go down to 7%?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Beer o clock
     
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