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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    ... and get clean away with it, who would it be and how would you do it?

    Sadly someone else beat me to the one person I wanted to kill ...

    .. his name was Vulture and I'd have battered him to death so it took a while and he'd suffer.

    Since then, Moyes apart, there's been no one ...

    ... but who knows.
     
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  2. The Exile II

    The Exile II Well-Known Member

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    I'd need more. Is anyone willing to donate a couple of murders to me?
     
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  3. Essayyeffcee

    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Instantly had a hit list of thousands. Dont think I could narrow it down to one.
     
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  5. Dorset

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    First name that came into my head is Trump.
     
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  6. Football Dinosaur

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    Can't narrow it down beyond about 7 billion sadly.
     
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  7. Milton Nunez's Thong

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    The lawyer advising my soon to be ex wife
     
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  8. Football Dinosaur

    Football Dinosaur Well-Known Member

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    Just doing their job man. Maybe the ex would be easier?
     
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  9. Milton Nunez's Thong

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    Nope, then the bairn would be without a mother.
     
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  10. Pure River Slut

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    Tommy Robinson. Drown him in curry sauce.
     
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  11. brb

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    Easy one for me...

    Tony Blair
     
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    The person that ate the friggin bat
     
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    Pontius Pilate, if he hadn't condemned Jesus to the cross it would have saved millions of lives in religious wars that have continued ever since.
    Bit heavy but there you go.
     
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    He's already dead, though :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  16. Brainman

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    Too late for Trump. The damage is done.
    But I would anyway.
    Apart from that, there’s the two old lesbians over the road. Because they’re nasty, not because they’re lesbians. People have left the village because of them.
    Sometimes I think it would be interesting to be invisible and to take out child molesters, and others that I decide do not deserve to live. But there are so many.
    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  17. E.T. Fairfax

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    I seemed to remember that Pontius Pilate was reluctant to kill Jesus but bowed to the angry mob. Why not kill Mary? Before God had his wicked way with her? Ah, but then God would send somebody back in time and protect her.........It'll make a good movie this!
     
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  18. Bank of England 2

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    Any one who has willingly taken someone else's life. Lethal injection would do. Problem is, I would then have taken people's lives, so would have to self-inject! <laugh>
     
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    Yea but.......<doh>
     
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