Transfer Rumours Summer 2021 Transfer Rumours

As regards the tea lady I'm not saying its happening but somethings brewing

 

Is her name Mrs biscuits? That would be nice but who gives a fig if she doesn't roll in.

 

That's a very good point, I'd overlooked that!

 

Fair enough, not totally surprised.

 

Hopefully she'll not be serving the kids academies too, as she's got a potty mouth - apparently she comes with a PG rating

 

So all the Minamino stuff was just a storm in a teacup?

 

It could be read in the leaves.

 

Or was that Mysticmino?

 

Just heard that she has signed on condition JWP stays. That is pretty much what's likely to happen, following a one to one chat with him earlier today when she described in detail the quality of Aston Villa's tea and gently informed him that if he did leave she would personally give him two lumps when AV come to SMS which would probably limit his ability to stay on the pitch. ITK people have remarked that JWP was a little shaken by his encounter.

 

Shaken not stirred?

 

And, for me, a little relieved, or is that from drinking too much tea..

 

Moving away from puns and tea ladies, an actual rumour.

 

£5 mil potentially rising to £10 mil isn’t that awful, a failure for sure but not going on a free is decent. We aren’t Liverpool who can magically (and usually successfully) demand high prices for average players.

Now, ideally, we try and sell one of our other GKs and replace with a new no. 1.

 

Only for us of the older persuasion

 

Don't you mean buns and tea ladies?

 

Gunn out, just 2 more keepers to get rid of!

 

Potential Vestergaard replacement? Fits within the magic £10 million threshold, although I’d hope a more experienced player would come in.

 

Surprising that we are able to shift Gunn. Just a few more out the door and thst could generate some much needed coin and wages.

 

Tea lady will play all the cup matches