if the tables were turned

Can you imagine a black army today? The uniform would have to be Nike trainers instead of boots, khaki trousers pulled down halfway to their knees

I always thought you were a one.

 

All I'm doing is looking for an answer to the question.

I found it interesting that on a search for "Ghana Police Choke" it came up with violent Finnish cops.

Somehow this has set you off.

I'm just happy that crackers are safe in Ghana.

Might book a holiday.

 

Boo

 

Jigga?

 

Please do

Tied up naked British businessman stabbed to death in Ghana hotel sparking international hunt for female dinner companions

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tied-up-naked-british-businessman-8662279

 

Which God? There's loads of the ****ers according to the inhabitants of this flat globe.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.st...tel-murder-suicide-harrogate-b933804.html?amp

 

You were implying that holidaying in Ghana was safe if you are white .

Safer than a Ghanaian in Finland.

 

Wait.

Has anybody actually ever turned a table? I haven't. Don't see the point, really.

I occasionally turn my mattress. It's what you're supposed to do, apparently.

Surprised Drew hasn't had a mattress thread what with his totally ****ed limbs and back an' all.

I like Drew.

I like mattresses.

Drew?

 

If you go to a good Chinese restaurant they have big round lazy Susan tables to pass the stuff about

 

Susan is Welsh, right?

 

Thought we were swapping recommendations

 

Mattresses are for ****ing ****s.

I sleep on a stone floor with a big **** off rock for a pillow.

Turning mattresses for ****s sake, gay as ****.

 

Do you bite your rock pillow ?

 

Easier to hose the **** of a stone floor

 

Bring on Omobamidele for Ireland

 

No, I take my teeth out before beddy byes.

 

This was my answerphone message back in the day. True story.

 

It was on a Lazy Susan table that I learned to DJ.