There's always the option of joining the Dorty Heeds syndicate. Pure, generous, unbribaral, fair minded group, unlike the motley consortium. I can put a good word in for you. All I ask is a small donation to my charity.
Incase people didn't realise I was taking the piss Groups Group A: Turkey (Sheikh_of_Araby) Italy (DPP) Wales(JakartaToon) Switzerland(Munse, Albert, g4rd, crone, Nev, Aleksander halfbreed ben10) Group B: Denmark(griffy) Finland( Charlie's dogs cock) Belgium(boxheed) Russia(heed) Group C: Netherlands(max effort), Ukraine,(QWOP) Austria,(son hungman) North Macedonia(Leo Billy) Group D: England(Jimmy) Croatia(penfold) Czech Republic(wuffler) Scotland(solid) Group E: Spain(Roland Deschain) Sweden(Hung Drawn) Poland(Munse, Albert, g4rd, crone, Nev, Aleksander halfbreed ben10) Slovakia(dorty) Group F: Portugal(julio) France(Geordie Ginola) Germany(Munse, Albert, g4rd, crone, Nev, Aleksander halfbreed ben10) Hungary(Munse, Albert, g4rd, crone, Nev, Aleksander halfbreed ben10)
Small donation, not something so miniscule, you'd think it was imaginary..... Don't forget, it's been subjected to life in Consett for some years now, which as we know is a handicap in itself.