I started a company installing bathrooms and thought I'd clean up ... ... it didn't do too well though and I had to pull the plug.
Googled 'teenager putting her hands on a big growler' and, have to say, the results were disappointing
As I sat there scratching my arse, and spying on my neighbour washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighbourhood.
I worked for a big cloning firm but realised that I could leave and set up doing the same thing myself. Its great. Now I'm my own boss.
Me and my wife had sex in my car last night and it was pretty uncomfortable... I wish we'd dropped her parents off first!
A man with a clipboard stopped me and asked "Where do you stand on breastfeeding in public?" I said "At the front, staring at her tits!"
I saw that on the news. She was bloody lucky, and so were the little yappy dogs, the bear could have gone to town on them if she didn't have the cubs with her.
