An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets, and escalators; and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls and asks Satan, "So, how are things going down there?" Satan says, “Why, things are going great. We've now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next!" God is horrified. "What? You've got an Engineer? That's clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!!" Satan says, "No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue you." "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a Lawyer?
Vladimir Putin wanting to appeal to the voters goes to visit a school in Moscow. He talks to the children about how Russia is a powerful and also a generous nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk there is time for questions. little Sasha puts up her hand and says “ I have two questions. Why did Russia invade Crimea and why did we send troops to Ukraine. ? Putin says, “ good questions “ Just as he is about to answer the bell goes and the kids go to lunch. When they come back they sit down and there is time for more questions. Little Misha puts up her had and says “I have four questions. Why did Russia invade Crimea, why did we send troops to Ukraine, why did the bell go 20 minutes early and where is Sasha ? “
