I used to respect the man's wit and wonderful grasp of the English language..... butt I fink he's a write prik know!
ps.... I hope by that you are not implying my wife is the he in that statement...... how dare you insult my unwormed missus like that.
By the way, I know you are trying to wind me up as I have just gone downstairs to see my wife dragging her arse on the carpet...... now where can I get worming tablets at this time?
That's it.... all line up outside my house to kick me in the bollocks and really round off my day with a bang!
Thanks for the banter lads..... at least that helped cheer me up a little today. Good luck for the rest of the season, but vengence will be ours!