Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Back later, got to pick my 25 year old, slim, beautiful, Czech girlfriend up. ****s like Sutton, Savage and Keys will be round her like ****ing wolves

 

Sounds like.........

 

Teen spirit?

 

Ah, bollocks, that’s a smell innit

 

There’s not enough positive thinking recently - we need to influence the universe a bit.

it’s happening mofos

 

It's never going to happen

 

I was implying that what you said describes a certain poster

 

I know that D.... but I resisted; he hasn’t bullied me so I refused to stick my toe onto your Beardsley through ball for the easy Linekeresque tap-in.

Damn I am a force of good in this world

it’s happening, he’s doing reverse psychology

 

My word; what would little Peter be worth in today’s market....

 

We might aswel just prey Lascelles and Shelvey catch aids or something

 

**** me that’s dark; whatever happened to the traditional broken leg!

 

Edit; “a handsome force for good...”

 

Then pass it on to Brucey

 

Bruce would still start them

 

Bruce and Jones are doing well mate but I just feel lacelles and Shelvey are the players to replace 1st and foremost

 

Ha! Ok, I see why you went full terminal illness now

 

Yeah we need them dead

 

****ing hell it's a day of housework today..
Big news will break

 

Fence painting here. ‘Slate’. Radio going on. Something in the air; like that pressure and silence before a thunderstorm

 

Was at a barbacue yesterday afternoon and I spect the entire time inside.. I ****ing hate the sun and all that ****.