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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    or his lass <laugh>

    although the rough bint does make me lose wood sometimes when she shoves her index finger up my hoop near the finishing line.
     
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  2. LiamO

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    Prostate search?? It's in there somewhere she says!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Looks like Brentford will be two divisions above the Mackems next year <laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 29, 2021
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Looks like Albert will be stating the bleedin' obvious again next year <laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem, May 29, 2021
  5. Ben 10

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    Good luck in the playoff final tomorrow mate
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    Jesus christ have they not just killed themselves yet?
     
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  7. LiamO

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    Howay Lincoln City.....

    The Mackem Slayers..

    <laugh>
     
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    LiamO, May 29, 2021
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Morning lads. You know, one day you might actually be talking about how good you are, instead of getting by talking about how bad we are. One day...
     
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    Sidthemackem, May 30, 2021
  9. JakartaToon

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    That will be on another thread - this one is reserved for discussion of how **** Sunderland are - hence the longevity and popularity of it.
     
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    JakartaToon, May 30, 2021
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Like all the threads on the Mackem board then mate? oh and all the NUFC match day threads that get put up too over there? <laugh>

    We keep things to one thread and multiple clubs are on the thread. Just saying bud.

    It’s called taking the piss :afro:
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mackems haven't been doing banter for about four seasons now...
     
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    So they didn't even lose to the best side
     
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    Yep
     
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    I can't wait until Sunderland lose their opening fixture next season.
     
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    You have got to feel sorry for Elliot Embleton - loaned out by Sunderland to Blackpool where he wins promotion to The Championship via the play-offs but as soon as they are finished he gets dragged back to Sunderland for another year in League 1.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Aye but we all know he talks utter rubbish 101% of the time. He's just disappointed because he's been using the same bait for about 3 yrs without success. If ACS was a fisherman this would be him...



    If you are believing a man who recently described Joe Willock as a cross between Peter Beardsley and Gary Speed, then I think you're probably beyond help mate <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 30, 2021
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    lots of words there pouchie for someone not bothered/biting :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Some decent teams in the Turd next year...Sheff Wed, Rotherham, Lincoln, Charlton, Ipswich, Pompey, Burton (aka Men in Bras).
     
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    I actually think they may get promoted next year. They now have a rich owner who is supposedly willing to invest in the team.


    It will be hilarious though if they fail and all he ends up doing is getting the seats replaced again.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :cheesy: Replaced after having been shat on by fans!
     
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