British Politics

50 grand pay-outs and 75" TV's is a lot to take in for us low-IQ, gammon, racist, scum.

 

Waltham Windmill makes for a rather pleasant day out. That said, it isn't actually in Grimsby.

I tend to find something pleasing about most places (even Herne Bay), but Grimsby is a struggle, I must admit. I have seen a few Charlton wins up there, though, if that counts.

 

The first time I saw the film Back to the Future, it was at a cinema in Grimsby.

As I was watching, I thought "Oh my God, he's going to end up ****ing his mam !"

Thankfully though, before they were actually able to do it, the usher came and chucked them both out.

 

Champagne socialists

Hypocritical ****wits, one and all.

 

From the script below, it seems this young lady has now found a large group of people so keen to listen to her words of wisdom, they're going to write them down so they can read them out to a man in a wig. What a horrible specimen.



Edit: Seems she's banned from Wetherspoons for life. Interesting aside that the paper had a statement from the very professional doorman, but the Police are still trying to get in touch with him....Now okay, I've only just read this, and I'm no expert, but I think there could be a way of getting his contact details...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15050955/racist-drinker-bouncer-birmingham-grandmother-drunk/

 

Glad the doorman didn't slap the disgusting woman and end up losing his security badge .

Although she probably deserved it

 

There aren't many coloureds in Norwich so the woke idiots over compensate by doing bollocks like this .

Whenever I go to games there's usually a rainbow flag flying because of the first openly gay troubled footballer Justin Fashanu.

He ended up moving to America tried to molest a teenage boy then put a hosepipe in his car and offed himself rather than face charges .

Hero worship status apparently.

Delia was putting on coaches to go to the People's vote march in London and was one of the speakers.

She's been great for the football team but she's another 80s lefty BBC idiot.

She lives in a small village in a gated mansion with no bame people for miles but wants open borders and unrestricted immigration for the rest of us .

 

Delia is ok. I had lunch with her one Sunday. I say "with her" she was on an adjacent table. Nice little country restaurant called The Fox and Goose.

 

I had brunch with Samuel L Jackson at the Groucho club , Steven Sagall was on the adjacent table banging on about the Eurovision song contest .

I flew home in Victoria Beckham's hot air balloon which was nice.

 

Hah,caught you out. She doesn't keep her hot air balloon in Nice, it's in Monaco on my yacht. I just called Branson and asked him to pop and check, and it's not moved all day. He's shifting it for me now as it's on the yachts landing strip, and I'm popping there for breakfast. He won't mind as he generally pops in to turn the beds down for me if he knows I'm coming. I slip him a couple of bob for his trouble of course, I'm not one to abuse my status.

 

The person you Brexitards most likely to have lunch with is Tim Martin.

 

I don't have lunch, I have dinner.

 

Only if he's buying

 

My roof does not leak thanks, and unlike you I don't have bats in the attic.

 

Yer average RedWall Monkeyhanger lives in a ten grand house that the social pays his landlord a hundred quid a week to keep a leaky roof over his head. These adverts for Boris' aspirations to level up have enough spare cash for a pint and a parmo on a Saturday night while they watch some mind numbing pap. They reject Labour and embrace Tubs wonderful Goebellseque stories of jam tomorrow. Well I'm looking forward to tomorrow when they realise they have been conned. While they wait in the rain for the bus to the job centre they can reflect on the fact that forty years ago commies at least had a Trabant to jeep them dry.

 

Vote Labour you thick Northern plebs if you know how to use a pencil



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Astonishing that this rhetoric is losing you votes

 

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