Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Best suggestion so far tbh

 

Rather give him to City than sell him to chelsea

 

Even though Kane’s gonna dominate the headlines, there has been a few things go under the radar.

Lamela yet again being linked with Napoli. Said it before but I reckon this ones a goer.

Emi Buendia is said to be someone we may hold interest in. Had a superb season in the championship but is he someone that can do it in the Prem? Unsure.

 

Andersen's still popping up here and there

Considering a fee of £20m is being touted for him, and Aouar is reportedly available for £30m, what're the chances we somehow convince them to swap the two for Ndombele?

...okay, let me put it another way, what if we have Aouar and Andersen locked in a cupboard at our training ground having completed their medicals and agreed terms, and we tell Lyon that if they play nice we'll let them have Ndombele?

 

I'd rather have Timmy from South Park + 100m, on top of Werner.

 

TIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Loved South Park. Is it still going? Impressive if so seeing as cancel culture destroys just about anything remotely funny or offensive, or offensively funny.

 

Probably because there's no such thing as cancel culture

 

AFAIK they are still going.

 

There's been 23 series so far, plus films and specials and they're contracted for another 3 series.

 

I suspect that if they went for Black Libtard Marxists (TM)
or how significant electoral error/crime may have been in
the 2019 elections, that would do for them in a way that even
Scientology or the "religion of peace" was unable to.

 

Racism will generally do that.

 

"Token" buying 4 posh houses in South Park will definitely do it.

 

Doesn't explain why anyone would use the term "libtard" unironically, though...

 

Which kinda contradicts your previous point. Or it would, if his name wasn't an obvious dig at racial diversity in American TV shows.

 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the list of transfer stories (mainly as Gary Neville isn't chatting to anyone involved) but there's interest in CCV from Bournemouth, Newcastle and Anderlecht, which should hopefully bump up the fee a little, with a fee of around £10m bouncing about

...must...not...suggest...David Brooks swap deal

 

So shall we pencil in Ndombele, Sissoko and Aurier for the out pile then?

 

No lets use a big thick Marker pen

 

Sergio Ramos has been left out of the Spain squad for the Euros

We found an experienced CB on our level, lads!

 

Left out for a Leeds player. Unimaginable a year or two ago.