Have they all been taking the knee for the Marxist BLM before miming and cavorting around like utter fudbuckets?
Malta or Iceland or one of the other weirdies to win. The French song was easily the best, though - brilliantly crafted and beautifully performed. Our entry was utter dross. Out of shape and out of tune. Doh!
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy crazy Euro pop as much as the next person, but sometimes you just have to bow to the superior talent.