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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    the office have all burst out laughing when I played this <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    This place was lifting with lurking makems after Brighton...

    They've all ran for cover again now haven't they
     
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    Toonitus, May 21, 2021
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    They've got no testicles.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    their sisters have though…
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    Ha ha, I’m gonna have to bank that one for th’morra so I can send it on to all my Mackem mates when the don’t even make the play off finals this time round!

    Onwards and downwards they go. Not long now till Johnson gets the boot and the mackems start up again about bringing Kevin Ball and Sewper Kev in as a managerial dream team to sort them out!

    I swear to god if Netflix haven’t been filming this season I’m cancelling my subscription like! I WANT SEASON 3!!!

    #stid
     
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  8. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t even get a single nibble over on their board the other night….nor a ban, ****ing gutted!

    Too busy with their own in-fighting/in-breeding no doubt!
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    Jesus, their matchday thread for the game tomorrow would have Chippy’s eyes bleeding!!

    Too many words and not enough pictures!
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    Lads...may I draw your attention to the Lincoln board. I did the honourable thing and congratulated them on their fine win against the Mackems. It's not a busy board but our 6 fingered friends have responded in their true style..<laugh>
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    Anyone wanting them to get to the final? Blackpool will steamroller them, it's the hope that makes it so funny
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Can Little Boy Blue ban you from that board?
     
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    I’ve just left a comment. Am sure that Monty is on glue.
     
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  14. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Nope. Let the feral skiprats implode. It means we can take the piss for longer.
     
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  15. cronemeister

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    No, I want to be able to giggle my mother ****ing ass off at the fact that they couldn’t even get as far as Wembley this time round!

    No ****ting in the traffie fountain this time round, London is safe!!!
     
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    Me too, Jesus their board is nearly as empty as that sack of **** stadium down the road….the one with the brown seats!!
     
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    The player who just scored for Blackpool lifted his shirt to wipe his face and I spotted he's wearing a bra

    It's happening
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    it would be funny if the Supermod could un-ban everyone for 10mins on Saturday night <laugh>

    what do you say Albert
     
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  20. cronemeister

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    Can you also change the name of the Championship Board to the Piss Easy League…just for one day? Pleasey please!
     
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