Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Are you sure you have the numbers the right way round?

 

I was talking to my friend the other day about when they used to have grand pianos at big train stations like Waterloo. I had a tinkle on one once and saved myself 30p

 

So a Flake shortage in the old country, I dare say spaffer has a few Twix up his sleeve.

 

Well, it had to be done, didn’t it?

 

Bless you mate, that's tough. Hopefully you can keep your chin up. I'm in Southampton, near woolston. If you ever fancy a pint just let me know. Also I play golf, although I'm not driving at the moment but if you play and fancy a round I'm always game. Golf is a great way to get out and talk.

 

Just saw a bloke sat on the riverbank with a laptop. I think he was phishing.

 

Ah man, that's so awful, but like you say, you will get through it, and you will be stronger as a result.

I'm up in London these days, but if you find yourself up here, do give me a shout and we can grab a beer.

 

And a belated happy birthday, @tomw24

 

Does anyone know what the Knights in White actually satin ?

 

Whatever it was, it never reached their ends.

 

Have to say
Red is grey and yellow white
But we decide which is right
And which is an illusion.

 

I suppose I'd better Go Now, We've already said goodbye.

 

Why do we never get an answer?

 

When we're knocking at the door?