Suggested categories: Player of the Year: Young Player of the Year: Most Improved Player: Best Signing: Best Team Performance: Best Individual Performance: Goal of the Season: Disappointment of the Season: Most Over-rated Player: Muppet of the Year: This should be interesting
Player of the Year: Kane Young Player of the Year: Scarlett Most Improved Player: Kane Best Signing: Bale Best Team Performance: 6-1 Utd Best Individual Performance: Any of Kane’s where he carried us Goal of the Season: Lamela Rabona Disappointment of the Season: 90% of our squad Most Over-rated Player: Dele Muppet of the Year: Levy or Hitchen
Player of the Year: Harry Kane Young Player of the Year: Japhet Tanganga Most Improved Player: Harry Kane Best Signing: Gareth Bale Best Team Performance: 6-1 win at Old Toilet Best Individual Performance: Sonny v Saints away Goal of the Season: Lamela`s rabona v Woolwich Disappointment of the Season: Being knocked out of the Europa by Zagreb Most Over-rated Player: Hojberg Muppet of the Year: Levy
I guess it has to be done... Player of the Year: Harry Kane Young Player of the Year: Oliver Skipp Most Improved Player: Ryan Sessegnon Best Signing: Dulux Paint Best Team Performance: Carabao Cup v Leyton Orient Best Individual Performance: Harry Kane v Southampton (A) Goal of the Season: Son vs Arsenal Disappointment of the Season: Reguilon Most Over-rated Player: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg Muppet of the Year: Daniel Levy
Player of the Year: H Kane Young Player of the Year: J Tanganga Most Improved Player: H Kane Best Signing: Seriously? Best Team Performance: Man Utd v Spurs Best Individual Performance: Harry Kane v Southampton (5-2) Goal of the Season: Lamela v Arsenal Disappointment of the Season: Bale Most Over-rated Player: Bale Muppet of the Year: Dele Alli
Player of the Year: Kane Young Player of the Year: Tanganga Most Improved Player: Kane Best Signing: Hojberg Best Team Performance: 1-6 v United @Diego to confirm Best Individual Performance: Sanchez when he got twisted and ate grass thanks to Gundogan Goal of the Season: Son v Goonz Disappointment of the Season: Europa league exit Most Over-rated Player: Dele Muppet of the Year: Levy
Player of the Year: Kane Young Player of the Year: Skipp Most Improved Player: Lucas Best Signing: Hojbjerg Best Team Performance: v’s United (6-1) Best Individual Performance: Kane v Saints Goal of the Season: Reguilon OG vs Villa Disappointment of the Season: Mourinho Most Over-rated Player: Dele Muppet of the Year: Levy
Player of the Year: Kane Young Player of the Year: Rodon Most Improved Player: Kane Best Signing: N/A Best Team Performance: 1-6 United Best Individual Performance: Lamela in above Goal of the Season: Kane V Palace Disappointment of the Season: Zagreb away Most Over-rated Player: Ndombele Muppet of the Year: Levy
Haven’t seen him in our shirt once this season, Skipp played for Norwich he can’t count for our young player of the year
Juan Foyth getting to the Europa league final has surely got to be right up there as our moment of the season
Player of the Year: Kane Young Player of the Year: Skipp at Norwich haha Most Improved Player: Kane Best Signing: Bale (best of a bad bunch) Best Team Performance: Beating Utd at Old Trafford Best Individual Performance: Kane against Southampton Goal of the Season: Son against Arsenal Disappointment of the Season: Doherty Most Over-rated Player: Hojbjerg Muppet of the Year: Jose Mourinho or Daniel Levy
Player of the Year: Harry Kane Young Player of the Year: Japhet Tanganga Most Improved Player: Lucas Moura Best Signing: Pierre Emil Hojbjerg Best Team Performance: 6-1 at Old Trafford (also in the running for the Only Team Performance award) Best Individual Performance: Son vs Southampton Goal of the Season: Lamela vs Woolwich Cuckoos Disappointment of the Season: Deserves its own award ceremony Most Over-rated Player: Tanguy Ndombele Muppet of the Year: The increasingly unhinged fanbase that have made match threads on Cartilage Free Captain and r/coys incredibly toxic No Go zones for anything other than noting the increasing number of contradictions they contain. And don't get me started on Twitter...
Player of the Year: Skipp Young Player of the Year: Skipp Most Improved Player: Skipp Best Signing: Skipp (for Norwich) Best Team Performance: Away to Shkendija. Did well to find it. Best Individual Performance: Reguilon v Villa. Goal of the Season: Reguilon v Villa. Disappointment of the Season: Yes. Most Over-rated Player: You'd have to rate them to overrate them. Muppet of the Year: Kane
Player of the Year: Kane. No question. Young Player of the Year: Tanganga, though I don't think he's a RB. Slim pickings here though. Not picking Skipp as he's on loan. Most Improved Player: Kane, somehow. Improved another dimension to his game and one of the few to do so under Jose. Best Signing: Hojbjerg. Not perfect by any means but has mainly been let down thanks to fatigue from overplaying and a lack of good options around him. Could have been Regulion if he hadn't dipped so badly after his injury. Best Team Performance: Demolishing United away. Beating Chelsea on pens in the LC was great too though, in the midst of that crazy run of games. Best Individual Performance: Kane away to Southampton. Goal of the Season: Lamela against Arsenal, even if I can barely bring myself to watch the goal because of how the game panned out. Disappointment of the Season: Doherty, if we're talking a specific player. But generally everything. Most Over-rated Player: Ndombele. Flashy but no substance and doesn't look like he has the appetite for PL football. Such a waste of talent. Muppet of the Year: Probably Eric Dier, if we're talking on the pitch. Off it, he's also made some questionable comments. Jose, Levy also candidates if we're going beyond players.
