Its cos you was young bruv. Now you're not so much. Its hard to keep entertaining yourself you gotta work at it.
Its too clinical now like they make decisions based on stats they've reviewed with a bunch a ****in' nerds who the footballers used to beat up not the same
You’re like the new HIAG, like you’ve copied his style and material. It’s weird. Strange sort of kid ain’t ya?
Kind of lad who’d be proper quiet in the corner if we all tipped up for a pint together. Good job we like him otherwise he’d be getting the same treatment HIAG got on here.
Course bruv, most complete player I've ever seen. Aint seen Tobes have ya. I'll have to tell him the news, hell be so pleased a scouser is in.