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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 14, 2021.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    @Treble actually is isnt he?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Was watching a vid on that earlier. Apparently it's got a saturation point, which is why Hamas are lobbing as many rockets over as they can at once.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Trebz has just been walking his whippet.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Chinese ?
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    let’s do the kids test

    how many you got Welshie?

    how many you got @Treble ?
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    ^^^^ not fuming at all.

    Lol
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    None

    Do i win?
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah that’s where Uncle Sam mode kicks in. Sooner these lot accept they’re in a lose-lose sitch, the sooner things will start looking less dusty.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    No kids = Gay I’m afraid
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    ****

    So what does it mean when men make me erect?
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Both sides should just send marshmallow bombs over instead. Most blobs that land wins.
     
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  12. brb

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    What I want to know is where the fook is Hamas getting all these rockets from - 2,500 in a week they've lobbed over, I'm surprised Israel ain't just lobbed a rocket in to where they are being stored.

    Out of interest, I wonder how much each of those individual rockets costs?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think Hamas make them. Based on Iranian designs.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    They're probs under ground
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Some marshmallows have pork gelatine in...Israelis would be sending them over

    ain’t that right @West WindsR ?
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Palestinians can send Halal ones back over.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hamas launching Aerosols from modified Henry Hoovers and high-5’ing as an F-16 makes its way in their direction to zip a square mile of Gaza’s real estate to the ground. Reminds me of Saddam saying he was gonna win while hiding in his recycling bin.
     
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  18. brb

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    None of this makes sense to me, I was thinking they were being supplied. So where's their factory, you got a map? :cheesy:
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    My grandfather, in ww2 killed thousands of the enemy, armed only with a spanner.

    He was a plumber in Auschwitz.


    I'm off for the night, now. See you tomorrow if I'm not banned.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    I don't think they grow in the ground mate.

    That's potatoes you're thinking of.
     
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