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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    So I've got a glorious locks. So one of you must be bald?!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have a full head of hair too. Who’s the slapheads then?
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Must be CC and @jimileysbaldhead
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    what makes you think Jim?
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Something about the name. Jim. Jimmy, full hair. Jim, no hair.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 16, 2021
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    Whilst my user name is in homage to the great Jim Iley who led us to Division One in 1965, I am indeed follically challenged. As baldness only happens to men you bastards should be ok.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 16, 2021
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    well said Jim
    they haven't got a clue what they are talking about
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    A 3rd person with no hair
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 16, 2021
  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I've had alopecia since I was 3 year old
    it's an illness same as Shelvey's
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, May 16, 2021

  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I doubt you want a Shelvey illness. Lethargic, slow, lazy....
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 16, 2021
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    yep I got all those traits as well <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, May 16, 2021
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    <laugh>
     
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    You baldy ****s
     
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    Toonitus, May 16, 2021
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Beautiful hair me

    well

    I look like a polish dock worker

    but its there
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Full head of hair, albeit greying but it's all there.
    It is wasted on me though as I do sod all with it.
     
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    Full head of brown hair. God really does love me.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Trev has those characteristics
     
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    brown? You dying it again?
     
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