Rangers v Celtic

Morning Champions x

 

Did it involve seamen going overboard?

 

yolks are eccies in Belfast iirc?

 

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Looks like someone is going to steal his phone

 

Rather than fighting amongst ourselves, I would've preferred our fans to attack the players and management team as they left the stadium.

That would've been much better, apparently.

 

Mindyin’ Variant in full effect.
I love to see it, some don’t.

 

Ladies and gentlemen and non-binary invertebrates, due to the general Sunday pub league quality of Scottish football, we regret to announce that the plague that had been particularly virulent for a decade in one half of Glesga has now moved to the other half. This is not a particularly dangerous disease, is unlikely to spread far outside of Scotland (just a couple of Champions League qualifying defeats away from the Europa League) so expect just a short Lockdown from Wee Jimmy McKrankie.

Both halves of Glesga will be fully stocked up with Tennent’s Export and Irn Bru to get them through this difficult time.

 

Just like you did 9 years ago. Tadger.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214.amp

 

Don't cry sonny.

I know you're hurting deep inside. Your husband says as much.

 

You got KTFO yesterday, fat boy.

 

I'm not fat ya fannyfart.

 

This doesn't make up for your complete cùntishness though.

Just saying like.

 

Well no obviously.

****ishness just comes naturally to me.

 

Gay as ****

 

Plenty bog roll draped around here shoulders so should be ok.

 

Tens of thousands of numpties in George Square and people are shocked they left a mess, had a barny and pissed all over the street!

Strange!

 

Stop with the homophobia ya ****!