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MrRAW and Chunky hit the Toon

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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    MrRAW and Chunky fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money - between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one pound.
    MrRAW said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Chunky said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
    MrRAW replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two Whisky chasers.
    Chunky said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
    MrRAW replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry I have a plan, Cheers! '
    They downed their Drinks.
    MrRAW said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free!
    At the tenth pub Chunky said 'MrRAW – I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
    MrRAW said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
    Woof woof
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 12, 2011
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    Very good Sydney, but expect repercussions.
     
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  3. Shameless

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  4. Vincemac

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    syd wait till reg wakes up your in for it and chunky well you better run <bubbly>
     
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    Vincemac, Oct 12, 2011
  5. Shameless

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    I'm not sure I've noticed any weaknesses in Syd, with his steely online reputation.

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  6. Vincemac

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    maybe when reg and chunky gets up from night shift we will hear from them lol <bubbly>
     
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    Vincemac, Oct 12, 2011
  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    MrRAW will be OK, he had the sausage, its Chunky the sausage eater who may get narky, the truth can hurt.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 12, 2011
  8. Vincemac

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    nice one <bubbly>
     
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    Vincemac, Oct 12, 2011
  9. Cest Advocaat

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    Apparently Gazza has been spotted in Coxhoe with a cooked chicken, a fishing rod and 4 cans of Ace lager, heading towards Coxhoe club.

    Only means one thing. There could be trouble brewing in Sydville this evening.
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Oct 12, 2011
  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Gazza is in Bornmouth but Gizza is about
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 12, 2011

  11. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Harry Hill is also there...




    Can only mean one thing? FIGHT!!!!
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Oct 12, 2011
  12. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    And Chunky replied that he wondered why I'd swapped a Cumberland for a Chipolatta!!!
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    so its all true
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 12, 2011
  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but try and keep it a secret..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 12, 2011
  15. jerseymackem

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    <laugh><applause> well played, sir!
     
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    jerseymackem, Oct 12, 2011
  16. Billy Death

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    Very good Syd, that made me chuckle.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 14, 2011
  17. Cest Advocaat

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    Thought it wouldn have made you gag, not chuckle Chunky....Lol
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Oct 14, 2011
  18. Billy Death

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    Well, you know me.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 14, 2011
  19. Disco

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    Haha. He called them gay.
     
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    Disco, Oct 14, 2011
  20. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Tl;dr
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 14, 2011
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