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It's official: according to research Newcastle is indeed the city of the unwashed ...

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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    ...and as we well know, apparently they're full of sh!t

    Mobile phones have traces of excrement and it seems to be worse in Liverpool, Glasgow and Newcastle.
    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    full story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15284501
     
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  2. DaveySAFC

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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    In the spirit of good neighbourliness, well done

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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Not exactly breaking news, we have known it for years and not a degree between us
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 14, 2011
  5. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    ...AND..all their women are slags.

    (see yesterday's post)
     
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    Charley Farley, Oct 14, 2011
  6. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Well, we all knew they all talked out of their arses. Now we the have proof to support it. Lol
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Oct 14, 2011
  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  8. MrRAWhite

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    Scientific research has shown that the the above mentioned excrement found on mobile phones in Newcastle has nothing to do with them not washing their hands, but rather the **** is actually fragments of their brains that oozes through their earholes onto the phones..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 14, 2011
  9. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    "We found the further north we went the more hands and phones were likely to be contaminated. It could be the bugs survive better in colder and wetter conditions or it might be that people wash their hands less."

    people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

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    But the fact remains that the rest of the North East was seen to be the most hygienic area in the land, with Newcastle standing out as an oasis of ****e...
     
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  11. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Where is your evidence that Sunderland was one of the 12 cities they conducted the research in
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 14, 2011
  12. MrRAWhite

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    I'm not telling you because you smell...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 14, 2011
  13. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    brb washing poo off hands
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 14, 2011
  14. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    lol jk i don't wash my hands
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 14, 2011
  15. Amnesiac

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    You're a waste of oxygen.
     
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    Amnesiac, Oct 14, 2011
  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I would start with your gob pal, because you always talk ****e....:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 14, 2011
  17. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    you should see my keyboard
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 14, 2011
  18. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Why on earth would I want to see your keyboard numb-nuts?
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 14, 2011
  19. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    it's covered in poop
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 14, 2011
  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    or your sweatty parts
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 14, 2011
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